Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
North Korea, Best Korea!
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
