No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Randomize
