We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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