we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Your cock deserves a montage
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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