Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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