I think im going to throw up on grandma
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
