sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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