I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
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