I must be too annoying 4 u.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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