i just wanna soil my oats bro
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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