And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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