Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I will be naked everywhere
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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