I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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