Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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