you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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