i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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