she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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