super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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