Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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