We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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