you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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