is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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