just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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