When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Randomize
