You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
soo... how was my night?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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