just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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