I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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