Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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