We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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