Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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