i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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