chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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