We're facebook friends in real life
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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