How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
whose ass print is on the piano?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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