is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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