There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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