just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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