Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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