weddingsv make me drug and hornr
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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