I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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