Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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