Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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