My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
