How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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