Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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