Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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