The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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