good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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