So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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