When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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